January 2011
A life with Facebook sluts: .
cvcisme:
When they get a new boyfriend:
Afew hours later: ‘I love yuu so much bbe.”
Every status, every day: ‘I love my bbe 4eva:’
Spamming your news feeds with pictures of them basically shagging:
They break up:
She posts depressing status’ about how much she loves and misses him:
2 days later, she now ‘in a relationship’ with a new guy:
When my parents go out without inviting me
honeyveee:
Now
When I was little
Whenever I hear someone mention a band I listen...
I envy families that cook dinner and sit down and...
My family does this. Everyday.
Breakfast Time.
comeonmeow:
Lucky.
Hi. I’m so lucky. My boyfriend gives me back massages with black current vanilla body lotion while listening to Shine on you crazy diamond. He feeds me popcorn dipped in chocolate while watching the bad girls club and Tyra banks. He sings me to sleep and plays with my hair. I have everything I’ve ever wanted. I hope you find this one day. Bye. I’m so lucky.
When you give someone advice, they don't listen to...
tofreeallourminds:
all the time.
When someone talks to me when my favorite part of...
rosielovesperla:
Gotta start the whole song over like
So fucking true.
I'm just saying.
You know how it says “person 1” is in a relationship with “person 2”? Well unless you are person 1 or person 2, you should probably stay the fuck out of that relationship. If they wanted to date you, they would. If they wanted your advice or opinion, they’d ask. So unless they do, keep your mouth shut and stay in your own relationship or lack there of.
Facebook
endless-lovve:
runningthroughstorms:
Log on because you have nothing to do
1 notification from one of those game invitations some nerd sent you
$33!nG ppL +Yp3 L!k3 +h!$
Noticing the whore broke up with her boyfriend
but now she has a new one
seeing your crush talk to another girl/boy
your ex with a new girl/boyfriend
getting bored and then logging off
then coming to...
Teacher: "I'm calling your parents"
kiss-my-sassyness:
Elementary school: “NOOO, i’ll be good”
Middle school: “Pssh, whatever”
High school: “haha tell my mom I said Hi”
That awkward moment when your parents tell you to...
prettylittlebeast:
woaah:
cherrryy:
That awkward moment when you get hit by your own...
Hey you should ask me things.
Thank you, thank you.
Reblog if Gwen Stefani taught you how to spell...
That awkward moment when you want to text someone,...
nevershoutandy:
Lawls. I was like this with Joel at first.
Dear whoever I spend the rest of my life with,
Please, pretty please don’t die before me. I don’t want to be that lonely woman with 7473637 cats. I want to be that woman happily married to you with our 7473637 cats. But if cancer or some other deadly disease or just old age decides to dance through your body and tear every cell apart just know that I’ll always be there with you. Ill stay by the hospital bed every night and...
That awkward moment when you're yelling at someone...
School - cats edition;
theemorningafter:
rainbowballz:
Waking up in the morning.
On the way to school.
Seeing your friends.
Seeing those bitches you hate.
Seeing your crush.
Get called on in class.
Get homework.
See two bitches fighting like
And you watch them like
Lunch time.
More classes.
The final bell rings.
Go home and get on Tumblr.
Go to bed.
I love this!!! haha
When your mom makes your favorite meal.
musiquebox: