January 2011
when people post statuses like "don't text or call...
ahoyimcarly:
thisemptylove:
-rorowww:
no one was ever going to text/call you in the first place so..
December 2010
It was one of those days when it’s a minute away from snowing and there’s this electricity in the air, you can almost hear it. And this bag was, like, dancing with me. Like a little kid begging me to play with it. For fifteen minutes. And that’s the day I knew there was this entire life behind things, and… this incredibly benevolent force, that wanted me to know there...
when you're in a rough mosh pit
survivedinwonderland:
affectuous:
and some girl screams,
“CAN WE STOP PUSHING PLEASE, LIKE FUCK”
and everyone’s like,
n00b.
try to explain tumblr to someone..
alyaae:
“so, what do you do?”
“well you post pictures and music and stuff, and message people.”
“oh. sounds boring.”
“it’s really not..”
“well i don’t think its for me..”
“WE DON’T NEED YOU ANYWAYS”
When I'm on facebook ..
thatshortstackkid:
seeing status wars:
see a picture of your ex looking adorable:
some bitch writes on his wall:
see he’s dating this bitch:
annoying skank tries to start shit with you over inbox:
horny pedo adds you up:
ugly and uglier are listed as in a relationship:
LaYdeEe.BabyKiss//Bi3berCull3nJonAs* adds you:
scrolling through newsfeed like:
then go on tumblr like:
I...
Happy.
You love me even with all the mistakes I make. And after six long months I’m finally happy again. Thank you. Love comes in all forms and I’m so glad I found it in you.
The awkward moment when you shout the wrong answer...
comicalartbythehour:
barbiefuckyeah:
Then you realize you’re wrong and you’re like:
always happens -___-
When my Mum's on the phone and I hear her say my...
chloe-eolhc:
The nurse that loved me.
I’m taking her home with me all dressed in white. She’s got everything I need some pills and a little cup. She’s falling hard for me I can see it in her eyes. She acts just like a nurse with all the other guys.
Love it.
discoverwhoiam:
When a cute guy adds you on Facebook….
….When you see he has a girlfriend.
You go to her page, and she turns out to be ugly.
When you realize you can get the guy….CAUSE YOU’RE NOT UGLY
Debating on if you should stoop so low as to steal someone else’s boyfriend….
….THEN HE TALKS TO YOU FIRST SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO MAKE THE DECISION!
(ex) girlfriend now hates...
Runaway.
Split and go where? Back to wearing’ knockoffs, ha ha. Knock it off, Neiman’s, shop it off. Let’s talk over mai tais, waitress, top it off. Hoes like vulchers wanna fly in your Freddy loafers. You can’t blame ‘em, they ain’t never seen Versace sofas. Every bag, every blouse, every bracelet. Comes with a price tag, baby, face it. You should leave if you...
GREAT GODDAMN
valentineships:
you are so full of shit, it’s absolutely ridiculous
just passive-aggressively lettin’ you know that i don’t believe a word that you said anymore
I talk in circles.
I need someone that can follow me. I have no idea what to do. I will just ramble on and on. I feel like shit. I hate my mood swings. I hate them because I know exactly what causes them. I hate it because I can’t change it. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. I wish I could break something. I wish someone could tell what was wrong so I didn’t have to open my mouth. I don’t feel like trying. I want...
that awkward 32 hour moment when tumblr goes down and you realize how much your happiness depends on a website.
